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[飄版] 輪機長正夯

作者  xxxxx                     看板  marvel

標題  [經驗] 輪機長說的

時間  Tue Feb  9 22:11:18 2010

 

"真實經驗+文筆修潤"

                                                                               

                                                                                

是一艄巴拿馬籍的二手船

可以幫我關發電機

.工人就說抽個菸就用

下面都放日本就回來的化學原料

她還在看

火舌就串上來

差點自己也掛掉

下面的工人全掛了

可是他不是看到這些工人

而應該是之前火燒船的工人

他那時在當班

他看到白衣服的人

是個阿都宰  只看到背面

她追到一間密避的空間

才發現不見了

這時才起寒

這艄鬼船已經送到屠宰場了

                                                                                

走船的人也記得跟工人說   吸菸是活火(是吸的瞬間)(亮的瞬間)

   有些船  載的貨物\

產生的瓦斯  有些瓦斯是平常人不會察覺的   

如果用打火機或活火時    是會大爆炸的\

  很多人都會掛掉

 


以下‥翻譯開始‥

 

引述《fixed (天地一沙鷗)》之銘言:

: "真實經驗+文筆修潤"

: 是一艄巴拿馬籍的二手船

                                                                                

輪機長所在的漁船是一艘巴拿馬籍的二手船隻,

                                                                               

: 可以幫我關發電機

                                                                               

有一天,輪機長對工人說:「可以幫我關一下發電機嗎?」

                                                                               

: .工人就說抽個菸就用

                                                                               

工人:「我抽個煙就用。」

                                                                                

: 下面都放日本就回來的化學原料

                                                                               

漁船下方所放置的東西都是日本"救"回來的原料,

(為什麼是"就"我也不太懂。)

 

: 她還在看

                                                                               

輪船長還在往下層注意的時候,

                                                                               

: 火舌就串上來

                                                                               

下層的化學原料就著火,火舌一下就竄上來,

                                                                                

: 差點自己也掛掉

                                                                               

輪機長自己差點掛掉,

                                                                               

: 下面的工人全掛了

                                                                                

正在漁船下層的工人也因為這樣全掛了。

                                                                               

: 可是他不是看到這些工人

                                                                               

可是輪機長看到的飄,並不是這次死掉的工人,

                                                                                

: 而應該是之前火燒船的工人

 

應該是之前火燒船的工人,

(我推測因為漁船是二手船,可能之前就火燒船一次過。)

                                                                               

: 他那時在當班

                                                                                

輪機長在當班的時候,

                                                                               

: 他看到白衣服的人

                                                                               

看到穿白色衣服的人,

                                                                                

: 是個阿都宰  只看到背面

                                                                               

是個外國人,但只有看到背面。

                                                                                

她追到一間密避的空間

 

才發現不見了

                                                                               

卻發現這個外國飄不見了。

                                                                               

: 這時才起寒

                                                                                

這時後輪機長才覺得不對勁,嚇的全身發寒。

                                                                               

: 這艄鬼船已經送到屠宰場了

                                                                               

這艘鬼船已經送到解體廠了,

                                                                                

: 走船的人也記得跟工人說   吸菸是活火(是吸的瞬間)(亮的瞬間)    有些船  載的貨

                                                                               

: 物產生的瓦斯  有些瓦斯是平常人不會察覺的    如果用打火機或活火時

                                                                                

: 是會大爆炸的  很多人都會掛掉

                                                                               

在船隻上工作的人,請記得跟工人說,

吸菸是活火,在你吸菸造成煙亮起來的那一瞬間是會造成爆炸的,

                                                             
因為有些船隻載的貨物其實會產生瓦斯,但平常並不會察覺出來,

                                                                          所以要多注意,不然一但爆炸會造成很多人掛點。

                                                                               

                                                                                

=================================================================

                                                                               

                                                                                

補個簡單版好了,

                                                                               

就是輪機長看到阿飄了。

                                    THE END

                                                                               

==================================================================

                                                                               

我古文造詣也沒很好,

                                                                               

勉強翻譯,

                                                                                

請多包涵。

 

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作者  Soochyang (嚴小騷)                                        看板  marvel

 標題  Re: [經驗] 輪機長說的

 時間  Wed Feb 10 14:45:39 2010

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    Let me Try try see

                                                                               

    This is a story based on a true experience.

                                                                               

                                                                               

                                                                               

    This is an old Panamanian Ship, and I am the Chief Engineer of it.

                                                                               

    One day, I met a worker on the deck, and I asked him:

    Could you give me a hand to turn off the engin??

                                                                               

    He said: Yes, just after a Cigarette.

    Then he took a Cigarette and climbed down the stair.

                                                                                

    At this moment, I thought that: I didn't known the worker!!

                                                                               

    Then I heard a Gun Shot!!!!

   Thus I looked down the stair, and I saw a Gentleman,

    a old man and a dead young man.

                                                                               

    The gentleman said: You kill him, and you must be lie in prison.

                                                                               

    Then the old man said: Ha Ha Ha, I kill him at the high seas, and only the

    police below the same country of the ship can catch me.

    By the way, I had good friendship with the Panamanian president.

                                                                                

    The gentleman said: hahahaha, look out the window, if there is 大嶼山??

                                                                               

    Then the old man became angry, and he took a gun and said:

    高義!!!! You Son Of Bitch!!!!

                                                                                

    At this moment, one cool guy came in the room and shot the old man!!!!

                                                                               

    I known that I met the ghost of the two bad guys, and I felt cold.

                                                                   

                                                                           

    Besides, please remind the others,

                                                                               

      ""If Dragon Five had a Gun, No body can Kill him!!!!!""
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作者  toasl (toasl)  

標題  Re: [經驗] 輪機長說的

時間  Thu Feb 11 12:37:32 2010

 

 

這是一個隆冬的天氣,在亞熱帶,雖然不會冷到滴水成冰,但是在海面上,西北風吹上來,卻也不怎麼好受,所以,在這艘巴拿馬籍的遠程渡輪的甲板上,顯得十分冷清。那天晚上,又是一點月光也沒有,黑沉沉的天上,只有幾顆亮晶晶的星星,身為輪機長的我因為生性喜靜,這天晚上,我又穿著一件厚厚的大衣,可以不畏凜烈的西北風,在甲板上慢慢地踱著,倒感到這樣的境界另有一番滋味。

  

    正當我以為是獨自一個人在甲板上的時候,忽然聽得不遠處傳來了腳步聲,我立即循聲望去,只覺在欄杆上,另有一個人緩緩走來,那腳步聲正是從他那裡所發出來的。我心中感到十分奇怪,因為剛才那腳步聲,曾經學過中國武術的人,都可以聽得出,那是長期以來學習極為陰柔的內力,才能鍛鍊而成的輕功,也就是如今一般武俠小說中所說的「一葦渡江」之功力。原本我被這個舉止奇特的船員引起了好奇心,但手錶的定時功能提醒了我(編按:那是一種小型的可攜帶型超微電腦,世界上絕不會超過五具;聽說現在我執筆寫下這故事時,在世界各地已非常普遍,名字叫做PDA。這只超微電腦是我在前幾年一個神祕的冒險故事中,由異星人贈與給我的,有機會再寫出來給讀者參考,在此略下不表),關發電機的時間到了,一刻也不容遲緩,但我出船艙之前,船長曾交代要我抽完煙後到他那去商討大事,情急之下我叫住了前面這個陌生的年輕船員。

 

「先生,那位朋友,」我急急地道:「關發電機的時刻到了,能否請你幫個忙,到輪機室將發電機關上?」

                                                                               

那年輕船員鄙夷地笑了笑,並不回答,只拿出根香菸點燃。我看得出他是一個極其有自制力、高傲、冷靜的青年,但是我也看出,他心底深處,一定有著一樁極其痛苦的事情蘊藏著。

                                                                                

「嘿,」眼見這年輕船員不理睬我,我心中不免有點忿怒,道:「我是本船輪機長,我現在命令你到輪機室將發電機關上,關好之後到船長室來找我!」

                                                                               

聽到來自上級的命令,那名年輕船員的石雕似的面容,掠過一絲憂傷的神情,道:「我這就去。」說完之後頭也不回地往輪機室的方向離去。

                                                                               

眼見這神秘的年輕船員已照我的吩咐去做,我也急著向船長室奔去,至於到底這船員的身分為何如此詭侷,又如何身負如此高強的武術能力,就待我與船長的會談結束之後再來處理。

                                                                                

正當我走到船艙門口,盤算待會如何與船長協商之時,突然間,從輪機室的方向發出了一聲巨響,竟是輪機室內傳出了爆炸聲!我猛地轉身,向輪機室急衝而去,心想:「莫非是那船員的香煙,不慎點燃了貨艙內在日本港口裝載的化學藥物?」瞬時我已來到輪機室的門口,卻見輪機室門戶大開,剛想衝下去之時,火舌瞬間竄燒上來,已將我團團包圍住;幸好我自幼受過嚴格的中國武術訓練,出生入死經歷這樣的險境不下數百次,當下毫不遲疑向後跳出火圈,只手臂、大腿受了一點燒傷。

                                                                                

眼見火勢一發不可收拾,輪機室當班的船員已經無一倖免,我也無可奈何,只能參與打火工作。但在船長堅持將我送醫的路上,我努力回想那年輕船員的面孔,卻始終想不起他是船上哪個單位的人…

                                                                               

 

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作者  SINWENYU (問高飛狗他老爸啊)         標題  Re: [經驗] 輪機長說的

 時間  Thu Feb 11 14:16:28 2010

 

是夜  巴拿馬的船 安靜的徜徉在海中

                                                                               

那星辰如工人手中菸閃閃一亮

                                                                               

突地下層冒出火舌

                                                                                

那樣的炙熱如心愛的女子還抱我那樣的熱情

                                                                               

一眼瞬間

                                                                                

以為就這樣死去

                                                                               

以為底下的人就這樣痛苦的呻引 扭曲的 焦黑的

                                                                               

以為一切都只是以為

                                                                                

回神後一抹白色之影走過

是誰那是誰在我眼中逗留

                                                                               

寒冷在我四肢末梢蔓延

                                                                               

是夜  巴拿馬的船 安靜的被人支解

                                                                               

                                                                               

菸 那樣的火照亮在我心中出現幻影

                                                                                

似乎爆炸般在大海中炸出絢爛的花火

                                                                               

那人呢那白色之人呢

                                                                               

再也看不見了....

 

 

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作者  KaoCheng (賭神)                     

標題  Re: [經驗] 輪機長說的

時間  Thu Feb 11 16:31:13 2010

 

                                                                              

                   巴拿馬   二      船

                                                                               

                       幫      發電機

                                                                               

                  

                                                                               

       日本    就      化學

                                                                                

                                      火舌

                                                                               

        

                                 不是    工人

                                                                                

                   白衣服

                                                                               

         阿都仔

                                                                               

                                     空間

                      不見

                                                                               

                                            屠宰場

                                                                      

                                                                           

                    活火         瓦斯

                                                                               

                           

                                                                                

                                                                               

                                                                               

                                                                                

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作者  wylin (畢而不業)            
標題  Re: [經驗] 輪機長說的

時間  Thu Feb 11 20:16:06 2010

 

朔風呼呼作響,厚重的雲層壓得人直喘不過氣來,偶爾瀉下幾絲殘缺的月光。此夜正值農曆臘月初八,一艘隸屬巴拿馬籍的貨輪正航行在東海與琉球群島之間的海域。船尾甲板上,一個年約四十,身穿棉襖外套的男子倚著鐵鏽斑駁的欄杆,眺望浩渺無垠的海面。

                                                                               

                                                                               

                                                                               

  「十六、十七、十八……,那應該趕得及。」男子屈起手指計數,喃喃自語著,此人正是這艘貨輪的輪機長。這次載運任務是將某科技大廠的產品送達日本,回程並裝載另一

                                                                               

家化工公司訂購的原料。輪機長深深吐了一口氣,嘆道:「漂泊了十年呀!」這艘貨輪服役多年,幾經易主,早已滿布滄桑。年事已高的輪機零件仍賣力地運作,無奈緩慢的航速

                                                                                

卻令想念妻小的輪機長不禁擔憂起來。輪機長心忖道:「年節將近,跑完這一趟應當休息一段時日吧!」這晚,船上機組人員歡度臘八,滿桌粥餚酒菜。一遍狼藉過後,大夥泰半酣然入睡,唯獨輪機長懷著重重心事,一人與海風相對。

 

忽然嘰的一陣刺耳聲自艙內傳來,熟練的輪機長知道是老舊的發電機不堪長時間運轉,必須關閉讓機器休息的警示聲。輪機長心想此時大家已然入睡,不如自己前去關閉機器。猛一回頭,竟發現幾公尺外的船艙樓梯口處,不知何時已有個人站在那裡。靠著微弱光線,輪機長勉強看出此人依稀是維修人員之後,便順口說道:「老兄,替我去關掉發電機吧!」那人不發一語,只是冷冷地哼了一聲。輪機長微怒,說道:「不甘願去就算了,你這是什麼態度?」那人說道:「區區輪機長,也妄想差得動我?」輪機長聽了大為光火,向前了一步,怒喝道:「你說什麼?報上你的名號!」那人笑道:「憑你,還不配!」輪機長正想上前教訓他一頓,突然發覺儘管船身因浪濤而搖晃不止,那人的身子始終穩立於

甲板;再瞧那人的衣袖鼓盪,不隨海風飛舞,顯然是個下盤穩重、內息充沛的練家子!

 

 

                                                                            

  輪機長強抑怒氣,說道:「好呀!原來老兄身負技藝,難怪有恃無恐了。」那人說道:「你的眼力倒也不錯,看來也是江湖中人。那麼我倆就當扯平,誰也別差遣誰做事。」輪機長豪氣頓生,說道:「難得遇上習武同輩,不如切磋一番。五招之內決勝,落敗者便去關上機器,如何?」那人說道:「你要自取其辱,我是無妨。」輪機長雙掌一立,說道:「請吧!」言罷,縱身向前,一招「玉女穿梭」朝那人的肩頭拍去。那人見掌勢凌厲,喝道:「好!」右掌「游空探爪」斜劈下來把來招格開,順勢往輪機長手臂擊去,擬將臂骨震成兩截。輪機長曉得厲害,立即向左一閃,一記「借花獻佛」,雙掌一錯往那人下顎猛擊,端的是剛勁狠辣!那人一掌劈空,眼見敵招已至,急忙向後一翻,落在兩公尺外,一臉倉皇狼狽的模樣。

 

那人說道:「好俊的功夫!你是太極門的?」輪機長收勢一立,說道:「是便如何?

」那人叫道:「甚好!再來領教兵刃上的高招。」言迄,雙手朝外套內襯一探,抽出兩把兵器。輪機長定睛一看,原來是一把爛銀板手與一支烏金榔頭,稀微月光下兀自晶亮。輪機長冷笑道:「哼!亮傢伙了呀!」同時從腰際抽出一支尺來長的精鋼十字螺絲起子。「進招吧!」把起子一橫,立個門戶。

                                                                               

                                                                               

                                                                                

                                                                               

  那人大喝一聲,左榔頭、右板手交錯輪舞,驀地轉身向前一招「鐘鼓齊鳴」,將板手與榔頭對準輪機長的太陽穴擊去。輪機長氣定神閒,一招「分花拂柳」後發制人,以起子尖端連點敵人雙手脈門。那人大驚,只覺兩手一陣痠麻,兵刃險些拿不住手,幸好對手未貫注內力,否則雙手當場立廢。那人略一遲疑,忽然發狠一搏,使出「翻天覆地」,板手牙口直對著輪機長的咽喉刺去,榔頭奮力擊向丹田。輪機長不敢怠慢,右手一招「雲橫秦嶺」以起子擋下,左掌運勁成勢,使一招「曲水流觴」連消帶打,把榔頭往後一送。那人受力不住,榔頭脫手飛去,跟著向前俯身跌去。輪機長見機不可失,旋即沉肘轉腕,以柄端猛擊那人背後「大椎穴」。「大椎穴」乃手足三陽督脈之會,在項骨後三節下的第一椎骨上。人身有二十四椎骨,古醫經中稱為應二十四節氣,「大椎穴」乃第一節氣。那人「大椎穴」被起子柄端貫注內勁擊中,一陣痠麻,手腳俱軟,登時委頓在地。

 

輪機長笑了幾聲,說道:「五招之內勝了你,瞧你服是不服。」念及同船共事,不便令那人難堪,於是向前解了他的穴。不料,那人手腕忽揚,一把事物朝輪機長面門射來。這下偷襲出人意料,實在教人難以防備。在這兔起鶻落之際,好個輪機長臨危不亂,身子向後一仰,使出「鐵板橋」的功夫;右手起子連揮,打落不少暗器。接著身子向右斜出,在五公尺外站住了身子,舉起螺絲起子一封,護住了門面。輪機長這才看清楚,方才的暗器乃是一把螺絲與螺帽。幸好兵刃起子經由特殊鍛造,前端具有磁性,尚有三五顆螺絲吸附於上。

 

 

輪機長怒道:「你這廝恁地狡猾!怎麼說話不算數?簡直丟盡八卦門的臉!」那人悻悻地道:「沒想到幾招內也讓你看出我的師承,我輸得徹底。」輪機長道:「還不去關上機器?明日我再與船長商議你的懲處。」那人站起身走向樓梯口,順手點起菸,深深地朝遠方吐了一口菸,喃喃道:「懲處呀……」隨即沒入船艙消失。

                                                                               

                                                                                

                                                                               

                                                                               

  輪機長回想適才的打鬥過程,仍感到驚心動魄,卻也不禁欣賞那人的身手,惜才之心油然而生。突然間,輪機長閃過一個念頭:「船艙內囤積滿滿的化學原料,那廝怎敢違禁吸菸而進去?」輪機長急忙衝下樓梯,直奔輪機室。甫開艙門,一聲轟天巨響伴隨熊熊烈焰撲面而來;輪機長運掌成風,試圖衝進火場救人。突然船身劇烈晃動,輪機長站立不住,不慎跌倒在地,頭部因強烈撞擊地面而導致昏迷。在逐漸失去意識時,輪機長始終記不得哪個機組人員有這般身手,也對那人的面孔愈來愈模糊,愈想不起來……。

 


7.我很白目的翻成西文 囧 我會不會被揍??

Historia era desde un segundo barco de panameño  ... ...

 

Un día, el ingeniero jefe dice que al trabajador:「Por favor, ¿Podría me ayude a apagar el generador?

 

El trabajador dijo:Bueno, después de fumar el cigarrillo

 

Cuando el trabajador sostenía un cigarrillo en la boca y se caminó a la sala de máquinas.

 

Sin cuidado, encendió los cargos de química medicina.

 

Cuando el ingeniero jefe quería examinar la intensidad del fuego.

 

La llama del gran quemado instantánea.

 

El jefe casi destruida por el fuego de gran.

 

En ese momento, todos trabajadors murió en la sala de turbinas.

 

Sin embargo, recordó que "quien era ese tipo? Yo nunca lo vi antes ", cuando pronunció médica en la carretera......

 

 

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